When I go home and realize that I hate everyone in my hometown. Then my day gets randomly made by seeing a guy from college at the local gym. DAY MADE. There is a chance for the next two years of grad school to not suck.
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I love everything about the south, except the racism, ignorance and republicans. So basically I just want you to fake an accent, go to a shooting range with me and play football. You can like those things and be a liberal too right? Perfect person please.
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I have a complete and utter respect for my friends. If you have touched them I will not touch you, even if I think we’d be perfect for each other and way happier than you could have ever been together. Friends first, meaning love last.
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I know what I want out of life and you don’t fit into my plans.
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I’m not even 21 yet and I’m ready to be in a real relationship. Already sick of the game, the pain, and the awkwardness after one night stands. It seems like everyone now wants to wait until they’re 30 to even think about serious relationships.
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I go to museums by myself. I actually enjoy it. No one is bugging you with not wanting to be there or asking questions about the art or artifacts.
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I am a military history major. I can beat the shit out of you in counter strike or day of defeat. I’ll especially fuck you up with a Kar 98. Also in real life, I can hit a playing card from 100 yards. Fuck you.
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because I haven’t had sex in almost a year and I’m(okay?) with that.
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